The Mising Butt Crystal Caper (Interactive Fiction)

Today's Voyage -- Interactive Fiction! Specifically, the very first lost tape-- a caper involving butt crystals, uncomfortable stereotypes from a 1970s children's book, and a Saddam Hussein lookalike kills Kyle!

Where will the choices lead? Honestly, about half of them lead to just giving up and letting the authorities handle it, weirdly.

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